🎅🏻🎄 HO-llooooo, You Marvelously Festive Creature! 🎅🏻🎄
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It’s a wrap!
The big day may have come and gone you Ho!
🥳On Sunday 12/7, You’re Cordially Invited...🥳
To the holly jolliest, heavy-on-the-ho’s, light-on-the-pants Ho-Jama-Down of the year! Where the jolliest bunch of a-holes this side of the Mississippi will gather in their bedtime best to swap gifts, stories, and just a touch of dignity.
📅 THE WHEN
Sunday, December 7th, 2025
⏰ 5:00 – 9:00 PM
🎁 White Elephant Exchange at 6:30 PM sharp! Translation: get here before 6:30, ya filthy animal 🐵
🛍️ WHAT TO BRING
✔️ Your Ho Self in your finest Ho-Jamas (pajamas)
✔️ Your Ho's
✔️ A White Elephant gift wrapped for each person attending ($15 – $50). Each participant MUST bring one wrapped gift to exchange for the exchange to work. Think ridiculous, funny, or unnecessary. If you have an adult oriented gift in mind, mark it with a BIG red Ho-bow so we know not to scar the children (kids may join the exchange).
📍 THE WHERE
8513 E. Jackrabbit Rd
Scottsdale, AZ 85250
🎁 THE WHAT
A seasonally-inappropriate yet wholesomely rowdy Pajama-Jammin’ White Elephant Gift Exchange & Holiday Ho-Down 🍑
🟩 Gifts will be stolen.
🟥 Reputations will be questioned.
🟦 Laughter is non-negotiable.
🟧 Other semi-questionable Ho-Activities.
🧑🎄 THE WHO
Bring your merry f'in self AND your favorite Ho’s! Your Ho’s may include:
🍭 Someone you share candy canes with.
👯 Your favorite Ho-mans.
👶🏻 Your little big Ho’s (aged 7+) that you got from yo’ ho-in’. Contrary to this invite, we’ll keep it mostly PG-13 (kids don't read party invites anyways).
🚫 No Ho-bo’s unless it’s a dog. And even then, sorry no dogs.
🎄 ADDITIONAL MERRIMENT
🛌🏼 Wear festive "Pajama Chic" attire.
🍿 Finger food & drinks provided.
🎅🏻We can’t wait to Ho-down with you!💋
Ho-fully Your Ho-liday Ho-Ho-Hosts,
🟩 Paul Woodman
🟥 Anthony “Chief Ho” Coronado
P.S. If you find this HO-vitation HO-ffensive, we sincerely HO-ppologize. It is never too late for you to be a HO too!
Disclaimer: We support equal HO-pportunity HO'in. We believe in HO's of all genders, ages, ethnicities, & spiritual beliefs.
#GiveHosAChance✌🏼
Love, Santa
❓Questions❓
🟢📲 Text Anthony @ 630-209-0003 🟢
🔴 Paul @ 316-250-4212 (If you know Anthony, text him 😉) 🔴
🎊Like our Ho down & want to throw one of your own?🎊
Get in touch with our Event Designer Rachel Sciortino-Roth:
📱480-431-5188
📸 Instagram @ the.haute.bohemian
You can thank her for the first photo - can you guess which one she is & the prompt she used? We'll see if she reads the final copy of the website - when you meet her at the party, ask her about it. Also when she plans a party for you, don't forget to invite us you Ho! 🎉
HEY HO! Give Santa COOKIES!
We were going to remove this, but the theme matches & we like cookies too!